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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical

Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha

Man, I thought 2021 would be better than 2020, but apparently, that isn’t in the cards.  A whole new crazy seems to have made its way onto the stage.  Shit—even my porn searches come up with COVID scenes. 

Gotta get back to the days of yore—when I was a freewheeling Man Whore and nothing more.  (Didn’t mean to rhyme, but that would make a good mantra, wouldn’t it?)  To that end, I’m gonna eat a handful of magic mushies—

OMMERNOMPF MCGLOMPF!

—and send my psyche into a parallel universe, one where I can escape the terrors of pandemics, civil unrest, and rabid Karens.

Oh shit I’m coming up—

YIB-YOB MCGOOBERCUNT!

…….

…………….

 

Huh?  Dafuq?  I shade my eyes with the flat of my hand, squinting up at an adjustable doctor’s lamp.

“Where…where am I?”

A doctor’s face—surgical mask and cap—resolves into view.  “You’re in an underground bunker, where…

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