Man, I thought 2021 would be better than 2020, but apparently, that isn’t in the cards. A whole new crazy seems to have made its way onto the stage. Shit—even my porn searches come up with COVID scenes.
Gotta get back to the days of yore—when I was a freewheeling Man Whore and nothing more. (Didn’t mean to rhyme, but that would make a good mantra, wouldn’t it?) To that end, I’m gonna eat a handful of magic mushies—
—and send my psyche into a parallel universe, one where I can escape the terrors of pandemics, civil unrest, and rabid Karens.
Oh shit I’m coming up—
Huh? Dafuq? I shade my eyes with the flat of my hand, squinting up at an adjustable doctor’s lamp.
“Where…where am I?”
A doctor’s face—surgical mask and cap—resolves into view. “You’re in an underground bunker, where…
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